Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Jason: Hey, what Clay and I have is special, okay? America loves him and so do I. You just need to start respecting that.
Lyla: Why don’t you send me an invitation to the wedding?
Jason: I would but it’s just going to be the two of us, and, uh, a harpist, and, uh Ryan Seacrest is gonna perform the ceremony.
Lyla: Nice.

Tami: What’s the Scarlet Letter all about Tim?
Tim: You know what it’s about.
Tami: I do know.
Tim: Yeah
Tami: What’s the Scarlet Letter about?
Tim: It’s about a gal name Scarlet obviously.
Tami: Tim you did not write this paper.
Tim: What’s the big deal?
Tami: The big deal is, that it’s part of my job to make sure that you don’t grow up stupid…it’s bad for the world.

Jason: It’s not about sex.
Lyla: A lot of couples have very good luck in the shower.
Jason: You want to get laid that bad call Riggins

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