Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Landry: Tyra is that you, what are you doing here?
Tyra: Nothing just wishing I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry: Well, see that’s kind of a Catch-22, though because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.

Lyla: Great, you better be careful she’s a good shot.
Smash: What’s that supposed to mean?
Lyla: We went shooting yesterday, two girls packing heat.
Smash: No, no, no…that’s not a good idea.
Lyla: What, why, God Smash you’re not her father.
Smash: Lyla, it’s not about that, she’s bi-polar.
Lyla: What?
Smash: Waverly’s bi-polar and she’s not taking her meds, which means, I don’t know what that means but I’m damn sure she shouldn’t be shooting guns.
Lyla: I didn’t know.
Smash: Now you do.

Lyla: Why haven’t you called? It doesn’t look like you’re busy, it looks like you’re watching TV. Listen I know it may be a lot to ask of you to call me so that I know if we are engaged or boyfriend and girlfriend or really good pals.
Jason: Get off my back, Lyla. What do I have right now, huh? I got a girlfriend who cheated on me. I got parents that are breaking up because of some stupid lawsuit. I lost the Coach, lost the team, lost my friends, lost Quad Rugby. So I got nothing, so I’m sorry if I’m not being the perfect boyfriend right now but I got a lot more on my mind then powder puff and prom, and this cup is way too full; I’ll spill it you know that.
Lyla: (throws cups of water on Jason) No it’s not too full.
Jason: What the hell was that for?!
Lyla: You think it’s been easy for me helping you in and out of that chair.
Jason: Well no one is holding a gun to your head.
Lyla: I do it because I love you stupid, but now you’re sitting here feeling sorry for yourself and acting like a jackass all the time. You wanna play Rugby find another team; you hate this lawsuit so much find a way to make it go away. Next time you want a glass of water, say please.

Billy: That kid calling you Daddy, yet?
Tim: mm-mm, doesn’t know anything about it.
Billy: I might not have a PhD in stupid like you do, but I’m a tell you right now this is gonna turn out badly, hell it’s probably gonna end badly right around State.

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