Lyla: You should try practice without a hangover. I hear it’s a entirely different game.
Riggins: Yeah, that’s kind of what I’m afraid of.

Tami: Glenn is over here at the house trying to get the icemaker to work.
Coach: I don’t want Glenn over at the house with his hands in my wife’s icebox.

Street: Missed you at practice today, Riggs
Riggs: Well, yeah. Doc told me to rest, so I’m resting.
Street: Yeah, did he prescribe a 12 pack, too?
Riggs: No, that was me.

Riggs: When you make the choice between friend and coach, pick friend because you make a lousy coach.

Landry: You don’t have to say anything to this. But I mean if they find my watch if found with the body I’m going to be completely implicated. Which I…whatever. That’s fine, I did it. But I’m not…I’m not gonna do anything to drag you into it. I promise. I’ll do everything in my power to keep you out of it. Keep you safe. I just wanted to say.
Tyra; Well, you know, I just figured I could always kill you to keep you silent.
Landry: That was creepy.

Riggins: Something happened to me last night that I have no idea what it was but I felt something.
Lyla: Okay.
Riggins: I felt something so stron that It made me wonder if everything you were saying isn’t as crazy as everyone thought.. It’s hard for me to understand the feeling.
Lyla: Listen, it’s ok.
Riggins: It’s kind of embarrassing.
Lyla: It’s okay.
Riggins: It allowed me to feel part of something.
Lyla: Mmm-hmmm.
Riggins: Part of the people.Part of you. Part of God. Even saying that is scary. Do you feel it?
Lyla: Yeah, I feel it. I always feel it.
he kisses her
Riggins: Sorry.
Lyla: What are you doing?
Riggins: I dont know. I don’t know what I’m doing, Lyla. I guess I feel closer to God if I’m with you.

Lyla: You should try to go to practice without a hangover. I here it’s a totally different game.
Riggins: Yeah, that’s kind of what I’m afraid of.

Tami: I love you so much, sweetheart, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mrs. Saracen: Is that my tiara?
Matt: Tiara?
Landry: That will be beautiful when you zip over to Rite-Aid.

Mrs. Saracen: You can’t put a price tag on happiness.

Riggins (to Jason): Coach, am I a thing of beauty too?

TMU Player: Nah, Coach. I want it to sound spontaneous. You know? From the heart.
Coach: That’s great. Let’s hear it then. Be spontaneous.

Coach (to TMU Player): Who am I talking to? Who am I? Who the hell are you?

Tyra: Act like a man then!
Landry: Don’t tell me to act like a man. Because you know the thing about this is I would do that again for you in a second because he hurt you because I’m in love you. And don’t like at me like that. Don’t. All right? You’ve known. You’ve known forever. It’s not some big secret All right. Let’s not pretend this is some great thing we did. And don’t tell me to become a man, all right? Because if that’s your definition of a man that’s extremely sad.

Riggins (getting out of jail): Sweet. Go Cowboys.

Tami (to Julie about the Swede): Well, he doesn’t love you. And that’s the difference

Jason: To walking.
Riggins: To running.

Landry: Why don’t you go punch him in the face?
Matt: Oh, is that what you would do?
Landry: In some situations you need to ask yourself, W.W.R.D.? “What Would Riggins Do?” In this situation?
Matt: Riggins would not be in this situation ’cause Riggins is captain of the S.S. Ta-Tas over there.

Tami: No, either I just peed in the pool or my water just broke.

Riggins (to Lyla): You look good. Like real good.

Riggins (to Lyla): Hey…Just so you know, you’re still number one. Still the best I’ve ever had. It’s true.

Landry (to Tyra): Your knight in shining armor has arrived.

Landry: How you doing at the party?
Matt: It kind of sucks. Julie never showed up.
Landry: That sounds great, man. That sounds great.

Coach: If you leave Matt, no one will love you any less. You realize that?