Drug Dealer to Tim: Get ready to kill yourself some dinner, dude.

Matt: Seriously, was it like Cabo in your pants?

Coach: don’t whisper-yell at me

Tyra (to Tim); Morning, sunshine!

Coach: Coaches and players, they learn from each other. Goes both ways. You lift up everyone around you. That is a powerful gift to earn.

Shelly: I’m sure i’m just you know I’m compensating for my lonely pathetic life
Tami: you’re life is kind of lonely and pathetic
Shelly: you’re such an ass
Tami: i swear. i should hate you
Shelly: you’re an ass too.

Smash: cool. get a ball.
Matt: why i gotta get a ball?
Smash: cause you the QB, fool

Tyra: 48 hours, tim, that’s ll you got t 48 hours
Tim: i’ll take it. thank you
Tim: and don’t even dream of going anywhere near my room
Tim: wouldn’t even dream of it, tyra
Tyra: shut up. shut up.
Tim: wouldn’t even dream of it

Julie: This has to be the most awkward conversation of my life.
Matt: Actually it’s not as bad as last night, Grandma tried to explain to me where babies come from.

Coach: Having trouble at home? Having a new baby can be a sonbitch sometimes. You and Tami back in the saddle yet?
Taylor: What the hell you talking about?
Coach: I just found that when me and Susan got…romantic again that everything just kind of fell into place. Tell you what I did. I gave her a night out with the girls. You know, it’s a night away from the baby. Has a drink or two, comes home that night… Boom. Back in the saddle again.
Taylor: Do me a favor. Not now or ever again I don’t want to hear about you and Susan ridin’ in the saddle.

Tami: No, I don’t want to go to book club.
Coach: Oh yes hell you do want to go to book club.

Riggins: I love you and I will knock your ass out and take you back to Dillon if I have to.

Landry: We can either win together or we can lose alone.

Tami: Wanna fool around?
Coach: Do you?
Tami: Yeah
Coach: No sense of true commitment from that.
Tami: No I’d like to. Think it’d be nice.
Coach: Seriously?
Tami: Yeah