Season 2 Episode 10 There Goes the Neighborhood Quotes

Tami (about Tim in the house): You know what? I don’t necessarily think this is gonna work out so well.Let me tell you why. Having that Riggins boy here with our 16yo daughter,it’s like putting a can of gasoline right next to a lit match.

Tami: I am made of Christian charity

Tyra: Hey, will you hand me one of your napkins that you’re hoarding over there?
Landry: I got, like, four napkins. Don’t make fun of me because I’m neat.

Well, you know, they may not even be good enough for your wife but they’re good enough for a state championship last year.

Lois: Tim Riggins was like holding you?
Julie: Like, holding me. Like, protecting me. Not like, “Oh, I love you.”
Lois: What does he smell like?
Julie: No. Really, Lois, that’s…That’s, like pathetic. Like here’s you and here’s pathetic. You’re, like, going below yourself.

Tyra: Some douchebag named Chip. Who names their kid Chip anyway?

OK, Landry, I don’t know if you know this, but I’m a virgin. So I don’t know where you get your info from, but it’s wrong.
Landry, you got a date for the dance yet? Cause, you know, I hear Matty’s granny ain’t doing nothing.

Tami: Frankly, I worry about you. I really do wonder why it is you just refuse to grow up.
Shelly: Well, I can tell you why. “Cause then I might end up just like you.

Coach: You ever, I mean ever, touch one of my players again, you will never coach another football game as long as you live. Do you understand me? And after that I will kick your old pirate ass six ways from Sunday, Donald.

Tyra: I just need a little time to figure things out. Does that make sense?
Landry: No, it doesn’t. It doesn’t make sense at all.YOu know I’m…I’m really sorry about this, too. The thing is I know that you’re better than this. Better than the girl that has to sit over here alone because her date is too stupid to stay sober for one night. I know that you’re better than that. The thing is you don’t. I don’t know what I have to do to make you see that. I don’t… But I can’t just keep waiting around until you finally realize it. I can’t. Because I’ve tried. I’ve tried to show you that. I don’t know what else to do. So..so have a good night.

Riley: I think I’m like maybe one beer away from getting laid.
No kidding?
Yeah
Nice. That’s great. If you ever look at her, even tonight again, at school, any time for that matter, I swear to God I’ll end you.

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