Season 2 Episode 12 Who Do You Think You Are? Quotes

Radio guy: I’m gonna take this one for Lyla cause it’s her first day and I have to admit it’s a little early in the morning to be defining intercourse.

Landry: You’re not sleeping with the hot maid are you?
Matt: Kind of.
Landry: Are you serious?
Matt: Yeah, it’s kinda cool.

Tim (as Tina): This is Tina and I’m from Waco. And I”m kind of embarrassed saying this but, I mean, I think Jesus was hot. ‘Cause he’s so hot. He kind of looks like a movie star.

Eric: One of the reasons that you and I gave up that job down at TMU is that so you didn’t have to give up your job. You’re a damn good mother. You’re a damn good counselor, and you’re a hell of a hot wife. I wa just inside on the computer, and you know what I found out?
Tami: No I really don’t.
Eric: I found out that separation anxiety is completely normal. WE get over it. I also found out that certain studies suggest that children who go to daycare, actually, it helps them socialize. In years to come, it turns out that daycare screwed her up, she’s always got you for counseling.
Tami: You’re funny.
Eric: We stick together, it all works out.

Lyla (Ti listening in the car on the radio): You know, Rita? People are gonna make fun of people at school for whatever they can get their hands on. But most importantly, you gotta be true to who you are. There’s a gospel song “This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.” And it doesn’t just pertain to spreading the word. It pertains to you. To the truth that lives inside you. Don’t hide that from teh world. Tell the world how you feel. Let your light shine.
Tim: Damn it, Lyla. All right.

Tami (to Eric about Gracie): She didn’t even turn around and look at me. I think she’s totally over me.

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