Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Tim:It’s when all the scared rats start running away from the sinking market that the true entrepreneurs come in, Billy. True visionaries.
Billy: I’m a visionary.
Herc: psh, look at ya!

Matt: There’s this new freshmen this year and everyone think he’s the next Peyton Manning or something, so I got placed.
Shelby: Oh Matt, I’m sorry. You don’t deserve that.
Matt: I didn’t really deserve the job in the first place. The only reason I was starting is cuz our quarterback, Jason Street, he got paralyzed in the middle of a game.
Shelby: Oh my god.
Matt: Yeah, it was pretty horrible. You know, they needed me and I stepped up, and I worked my ass off and I did everything I could, you know? But I guess it just wasn’t really enough.
Shelby: It sounds like you did a great job…ever think about just taking a break?
Matt: You can’t quit the team.
Shelby: Why, what would they do? Shoot you?
Matt: Probably. We do live in Texas.

(At the bank)
Jason: I’m pretty sure that I don’t have to explain to you what’s at stake, Billy. And I’m also pretty sure I don’t have to explain to you that tellin’ somebody something’s liquid when it’s not quite liquid is a pretty dumbass thing to do!
Billy: Hey! Let’s not start with the name callin’. Otherwise, I’ll walk right outta here. It’s not fair. And I can’t punch you. You’re in a wheelchair.
Jason: Oh, I’ll swing back! Just ask your brother. You wanna take this outside, shorty?

(Coach Taylor walks into Matt freaking out in the locker room)
Coach Taylor: Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Matt: I did whatever you asked me to. I helped you win a state championship, I got you to 3-1 this season, I worked my ass off in practice. I do everything that you say! If it’s cause J.D. is better than me, tell me that!
Coach Taylor: My job is to field a team out there that wins games. Right now, that means J.D McCoy. Yes.
Matt: Okay. Then I quit.
Coach Taylor: You’re not quitting this team.
Matt: Yes, I am.
Coach Taylor: No, you’re not quitting this team and I’m not gonna let you quit. I know you. You quit this team you’re gonna hate yourself. You wanna be pissed? Fine, you go ahead, you be pissed. I don’t give a damn. But you are not quitting this team.
Matt: Fine. Fine, I’ll sit on your bench. I’ll come to practice and I’ll do whatever you tell me to do. But I’m gonna hate it. And you’re gonna hate it. Good talk, coach.

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