Season 4 Episode 1 East of Dillon Quotes

Slammin Sammy: The sky is high, the fields are dry, and this town has been divided.

Coach Taylor: I want you all to go home and think long and hard about whether you want this. If you don’t want this that’s fine, I don’t want you to waste your time or mine.

Vince: I’m Vince.

Coach Taylor: I’m Coach Taylor…you play any football?

Vince: Yeah, all the time.

Coach Taylor: What do you play?

Vince: Madden.

Coach: 6am sharp means quarter till 6.

Devin: So pretty rough over at East Dillon?
Landry: It’s rough to say the least. I’m constantly, like, ready. I’ve got a piece on me at all times.

Devin: My mom said she’d die before she’d send me there.
Landry: Literally like end her life?
Devin: Hunger strike probably.

Tim: Billy, if I would throw up on this wall you wouldn’t even know it because this color is puke.
Billy: It’s mustard!

JD: Hey, weren’t these supposed to have cinnamon sticks?

Landry: I’m always going to be a Panther in my heart.
Matt: Landry, who cared, the Panthers are just a bunch of idiots this year.
Landry: But they’re talented, fast idiots and we’re just a bunch of sucky idiots.

Grandma Saracen: Landry. Stop throwing the ball, you look like a girl.
Landry: Just one more.
Grandma Saracen: No. You’re just a funny looking creature.
Landry: She seems to be doing well.

Landry: Aren’t you supposed to rise above that? Aren’t you supposed to turn the other cheek in your typical Matt Saracen kind of way? Take the high road?
Matt: Right. Yeah, that’s what Matt always does.
Landry: Behind me, Satan.

Becky’s mom: Dog?
Tim: Brother.

Coach: You don’t fight on my field. Y’all wanna fight? Go ahead and fight but not on my field and not in my colors.

Becky: Aren’t you Tim Riggins? Panthers’ Tim Riggins? I know you hear me talking.
Tim: Yep.
Becky: I wonder if my mom knows she slept with you.

Becky: Whatever you did to her, way to go 33,  but I need a ride to school.

Becky: So what’s it like being the guy who used to be Tim Riggins?
Tim: Still Tim Riggins.

Becky: Good luck, Tim Riggins, I hope you find what you’re looking for.

Coach Taylor: I wish you’d learn to filter your thoughts a little better, that’d be really helpful.

Coach Taylor: Stop repeating everything I say. It’s freaking me out.

Coach Taylor: A few of you have been here. A few of you have not. One thing we all have to do tonight, we’ve got to focus. The game plan, the fundamentals, gentlemen, moving the sticks what we’re going to be doing out there. And listen, fellas, there’s a joy to this game, is there not? There’s a passion, there’s a reason why we’re all out here. Other than the fact the pride that it gives us and the respect that it demands we love to play the game so let’s go out there and have fun tonight. Do you understand? Because tomorrow, if you give 100% of yourself tonight people are going to look at you differently. People are going to think of you differently. And I promise you you’re going look and think differently about yourself. Clear eyes. Full Hearts.
Landry: Can’t Lose.

Ref: What are you going to call?
Tami: Tails
Ref: Tails it is.
Tami: We will take the ball. Offense. Y’all have a great game.

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