Quotes from 4.13 Thanksgiving

Mayor: I can’t wait for our new subway series tradition: The Big Cat Clash!

Lawyer: You both have a drunk and disorderly. Billy, you have two petty theft convictions.

Mindy: You have two petty theft convictions!?

Billy: Baby, it’s not like you’re an angel either. Remember where we met?

Grandma Saracen: Why don’t I make that leek and onion casserole? I think I have the recipe.

Matt (to Julie): It’s actually better than it sounds.

Coach Taylor: Friday night you are gonna be challenged like you have never been challenged before. Question around town is: can the Dillon Panthers be beat? Do we have the resources they have, do we have the boosters they have, do we have the experience they have…no we don’t. Are we playing on their field? Yes we are. However, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Preparation, preparation, preparation. We will stack our strength up against their weaknesses cause let me tell you something: while the Dillon Panthers over on the West side are preparing for their Thanksgiving feast, getting their little fancy soirees together, dreaming about their playoff win and then state championship title, by God we’re gonna be right here on this field physically and mentally preparing for one thing and one thing only. And that is beating the Dillon Panthers. You listen to me…you look around at each other and you ask yourselves gentlemen, what kind of a man am I? Because Friday night there will be a bond formed between and among you that will never be broken. I will not be proven wrong on that. Do I think we can beat the Dillon Panthers? I don’t think we can beat the Dillon Panthers…I know damn well we can beat the Dillon Panthers. The question is: do you think we can beat the Dillon Panthers? (team yells and roars)…THEN SHOW ME!

Tami: Honey, don’t stand there. It’s bad enough having to read this gibberish without having to do it in front of you.

Coach Taylor: You’re gonna get through this.

Tami: Am I? Should I? …I’ll get through it.

Landry: I have in my hand brand new Crucifictorious 4 track demo rough…contain yourself, please. This is huge. Now I want you to try to figure out which song is for you.

Jess: Song for Jess?

Matt: Hey, I miss you. A lot.

Julie: You know most people say goodbye to their girlfriends or tell them where they’re going, or something.

Matt: I had to get out of here. If i had tried to say goodbye to you I never would’ve left.

Julie: Yeah, well, your apartment sounds real nice.

Matt: Well do you want to see it? Cause I kind of already bought you a ticket.

Tami: Good afternoon…Listen y’all, I’ve always put the welfare of the students ahead of everything else. Every action that I made was with that intent and always will be, and that’s all I have to say. Thanks y’all.

Matt: Hey what’s up?

Landry: Nothing. Can I help you?

Matt: Well yea. I was in town so I wanted to stop by and say hey.

Landry: Well, hey!

Matt: What’s going on?

Landry: That’s nice of you to think about your old friend Landry. You know what else might’ve been nice Matt? Maybe if I had gotten just one quick phone call from my best friend. Or maybe a quick text. Since you left I’ve been dumped by a beautiful girl, I’ve got this big game against the Panthers coming up…I’m the kicker so that’s a lot of pressure to beign with, but I have it in my head taht I’m gonna choke, which if it’s in my head that I’m gonna choke it probably means I’m gonna choke. And if you really wanted to see you could stick around for the game but I’m sure that would be asking way too much for you to do. (Shuts door on Matt)

Matt: He’s like a girl.

Slammin Sammy: For the Lions this game is about pride. Not so much keeping it, but finding it.

Vince: Coach, can I do this?

Coach Taylor: Can you do what?

Vince: I know how bad you want this. I can feel it – how bad you want to beat Dillon. I dont’ think I’m the guy that can give it to you.

Billy: I’d like to make a toast…Thanksgiving isn’t all about turkey or stuffing or cranberries…It’s about those brief moments on this earth that we get to spend with each other. You really take those moments in … to feel them, because one of these days it’ll all be gone. We’ll be as dead as that fried turkey there, so I just wanted to say thank you to my friends, my family, my beautiful wife, my son, who seems to talk as much as I do and I don’t know where I’d be without y’all. To Tim, hell man we’ve been together since before time and I don’t always tell you this, but I love you, you’ve always been there for me and … yeah. Sorry to interrupt everyone’s dinner.

Tim: Becks, I know you deserve to be mad at me…upset, pissed off and I’m not here to argue that. I want you to be my friend, Becks. And you being my friend means you’re part of my family.

Becky: Tim, I barely know you.

Tim: I know. And I know you have your mom and if she’s not around, and if I can be there I was you to know that if you need anything at any time I promise you that it will be there.

Becky: Where are you going?

Tim: Promise me you’ll give me a second chance to earn back your trust.

Becky: I promise.

Tim: (hands Becky his snow globe) I want you to hold on to that. I will be back to get that when the time is right.

Coach Taylor: Hey Vince…I’m gonna enjoy watching you beat them all night long.

Coach Taylor: You’re kicking.

Landry: Well that’s like a 45 yard field goal and I can’t…

Coach Taylor: What do you mean you can’t? I’ve spent the last 3 years turning you into a football player. So you know what you’re gonna do? you’re gonna go out there and kick the damn field goal. You know what son? it could be worse. It could be 47 yards. So do us proud.

Matt: Hi.

Landry: Oh, whatever.

Matt: Look Landry, I’m sorry I should’ve called you from Chicago or before I left or something. Julie just broke up with me alright? so it would be nice if we could be friends again. Please?

Landry: Okay fine. Did you see my field goal?

Matt: Yes I saw your field goal.

Landry: My 72 yard field goal.

Matt: I was there. It wasn’t 72 yards.

Landry: It was a miracle.

Matt: It was a miracle.

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