Quotes from 4.06 Stay

Calvin: It’s one thing to be on a team that sucks. It’s a whole nother thing to be on a team that sucks on TV!

Julie: I gotta tell you something.

Matt: You’re pregnant aren’t you?

Julie: Yes, with twins. And they’re aliens.

Matt: Damn it, I didn’t want twins!

Matt: Someone gave me this grieving handbook and it said: when you’re dad dies you should most likely, probably go to a music festival in Austin.

Julie: You’re such a liar.

Landry: I’m sorry man.

Matt: You should be man, you suck.  We’ve been working on this for a while and you still suck.

Landry: Not at all I was talking about,

Matt: They’re giving us a death gratuity.

Landry: A death gratuity?

Matt: Yeah it’s like 100 thousand dollars.

Landry: Does it come in a tip jar?

Landry: How are you doing?

Matt: Why do people keep asking me how I am? I’m fine.

Landry: Well Matt I don’t really know what to say in this situation.

Matt: It’s all over,  he died, we buried him.

Landry: I’m getting the feeling you want to fight…I’m not gonna give you some speech. But I don’t think you’re alright, and you’ve been my best friend since we were five. So that’s why I’m saying this.

Could you explain your history of quitting? Back in ’06 you quit your position with the Panthers, and then the first game you coached the Lions you forfeited. Could you comment on that?

Coach Taylor: Why you come out here and waste everyone’s time with these questions?

JD: You got a problem?

Vince: No, but I could get one real quick.

Stan: Is there a problem?

JD: Nah.

Stan: You need to get out of my department.

JD: For what?

Stan: For what? I think I’m about one jackass comment away from causing some serious damage. And if that were to happen I’d lose my job. And I love my job. Now get the hell out!

JD: Okay okay!

Vince: Coach! You’re all east side! I had no idea!

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