Quotes from Episode 5.06 “Swerve”

Coach Taylor: It’s come to my attention that all of you branded yourselves with – what was it? A salad fork?
Hastings: It was a hanger, sir. Mr. Kingmaker, sir

Tami: She’s humiliated and ashamed.
Eric: She better be!
Tami: Our daughter is broken right now. She needs our compassion.

Vince: I’ve gotta go for a run – 3 miles!
Jess: Okay, try not to trip over your ego!

Billy (to a drunk, and down-on-himself Luke): When was the last time you enjoyed playing football? Were you worried about scholarships when you were eight years old?

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