Quotes from Episode 5.07 “Perfect Record”

Coach Taylor (hands Jason a child’s size East Dillon hat): There’s a little spit on that from Gracie, but we wanted you to have that.
Jason Street: Thanks Coach, but Streets actually look better in blue.

(Attempting to cool everyone down after the Lions Haters website is released)
Coach Taylor: Let’s say today we focus. Friday we punish.

Billy: Real men don’t lift weights. Real men fender bench.

Billy: How do you think I got Mrs. Riggins? I went into the Landing Strip for two weeks straight and got a lap dance from every girl except her.
Luke: Ms. Riggins works at the Landing Strip?!

Tami: Let’s have a barbecue.
Eric: What?
Tami: Let’s have a morale building barbecue.
Eric: You said it. I didn’t say anything.

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