Luke: Like anyone would steal these cows?
Mr. Cafferty: Cow rustlers!
Luke: Cow rustlers? What is this the wild west? This sucks!
Landry (to Julie): You’re signing up for the book club, which normally would be great, except this week’s book is Twilight!
Tim (at Whataburger): I got a buck…sorry, funds are tight right now.
Landry: You have any idea what kind of losers are gonna be at academic smackdown?
Coach Taylor: It’s the police, there’s not a lot that could be done.
Tami: Well if they had come in and asked to open up Landry’s locker, what would you have done?
Coach Taylor: I don’t know what I would’ve done.
Tami: Well I think what really matters is, do you think he had a gun?
Coach Taylor: I sure as hell hope not.
Tami: Do you think it’s possible?
Coach Taylor: I don’t know.
Tami: Well, if you want this kid to trust you, you have to trust him.
Tim: We gotta sell something.
Billy: What are we gonna sell? We got nothing except Kit Kat.
Tim: We’re not selling Kit Kat, she’s the face of Riggins’ Riggs.
Billy: You’re right, you’re right.
Tinker (to Luke): You dead? This whole drunko-wino thing at school, it’s not a good look.
Regina: I just wanted to say: thank you for making my son quarterback. Things like that don’t happen to us. People like us don’t get a lot of breaks. You should’ve seen his face when he told me. He looked like a kid again.
Coach Taylor: I didn’t give it to him, he earned it.
Vince: Why do you care about what I do so much? Aren’t I just another player who can throw the ball good and run fast? What happens if I break my ankle and I can’t play no more? You gonna come around here then? I’ve lived here ten years. I’ve seen three of my best friends get killed walking home from school. This is my life. When I leave football practice, I’m the one looking over my should on my way home.
Coach Taylor: You get in trouble with the law again, you’re going to juvie. And then who pays the bills and puts food on the table? This isn’t just about football, this is a about life. I’m giving you everything I’ve got. You think about what I said.
Glenn: It’s like I mouth-raped you!
Tim: Your dad’s not coming back.
Becky: How would you know if he is or isn’t?
Tim: I know he’s not coming back cuz I heard him on the phone, he’s gonna live in Seattle he’s got a kid. That’s why he got you a dog. This is what they do…your dad, my dad. They buy you stuff to make up for only being around for 5 minutes every year. But listen to me, it’s not your fault.
Becky’s Dad: I told you not to tell her!
Tim: What?
Becky’s Dad: I said not to tell her!
Tim: We both know you weren’t gonna tell her.
Becky’s Dad: You think you’re hot stuff…if you lay one hand on my daughter…
Tim: Funny thing is you don’t give a damn about your daughter, you know what else is funny? I had sex with your wife.
Tim: I’m here to get a dog, ‘bout way big, disgruntled red head brought him in.
Landry: Things with Tyra are 100% over, my life is no longer complicated. Will you please go out with me? One date?
Jess: Why would I want to do that?
Landry: I have a car, I play guitar, I might write a song about you. And then you’d be the girl in a song…I don’t know. Just go out with me?
Tim: You tell me what your name is gonna be, cuz Julian it is not. How about Skeeter?
